FAQs

Initial Setup

• Do you want to build a snowman?
  Or ride our bikes around the halls I think some company is overdue. I have started talking to the pictures on the walls. It gets a little lonely, all these empty rooms.
• Is Twilight autobiographical?
  No. Twilight is a work of fiction.
• What do Vegetarians and Vegans do for Thanksgiving?
  Vegetarians and vegans enjoy the same Thanksgiving pleasures as everyone else, minus the turkey. There is an abundance of vegetarian and vegan Thanksgiving food options available.

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• What is the largest turkey you ever raised?
  The largest turkey I have ever raised dressed out at 50.12 lbs.
• What do I do when there is an alligator in my neighborhood?
  In many cases, if left unmolested, alligators eventually retreat to more preferred habitats away from people. Do not swim outside posted swimming areas, do swim with a partner, and do not swim at dusk or night.
• Who pays for Princes William and Harry?
  Both Prince William and Prince Harry receive a salary from the British Army. Additional official travel costs may be met from public funds.
• Can I use someone else's urine in my Whizzinator Kit?
  Yes, but be completely sure the sample is clean before using it. Collect and use the sample on the day of the test.
• Do I have to be fat to do sumo?
  No. Many successful sumo wrestlers are not fat by any standard. If you are athletic, you can do well in sumo.

Other questions

• Do you ever re-use chocolate?
  We never use chocolate left over from other rentals. We are happy to leave you with any chocolate left at the end if suitable bowls are provided.
• When I am tested for a STD, will everyone hear my name?
  No. The clinician will call you by your assigned number, not your name.
• Can pregnant woman bellydance too?
  Of course. Belly dancing can be useful prenatal exercise because it strengthens the pelvic muscles and loosens the abdominal area.