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Quiche Hollandaise

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

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Caspian Bellevedere

I don't need to compromise on my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway.

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Parsley Montana

That's the problem with nature, you will find that something's always stinging you or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV.